M is for Moriologist


MORIOLOGIST is a hired mourner.

Yes you may not be able to buy love but you can pay a MORIOLOGIST to wail more than the family members can. They will even crawl on the floor while they are wailing!

This may sound weird but how does it differ from the paid ‘fans’ who will applaud the paying performer? Yay!

While here, why don’t we check the stylish coffins and guess what the deceased love?


Too bag!

Bye! Vroom!

And what about the epitaph?

Mine could be:

Here lies bendedspoon
Flesh will rot, funny bones will not!


Here lies bendedspoon
Finally she’s deep!


In memory of bendedspoon
She’s down to earth.

How about you? Seriously, while you can.


20 Responses to “M is for Moriologist”

  1. Love it! May I just say that different coffins are a first!

  2. Misha Says:

    hehehe I liked this post. Here’s my epitaph:

    Here lies a writer for the underground.

  3. In memory of Moore to Ponder
    Her name was called
    She’s way up yonder 🙂

    Thank you for making smile. You bless me so much!


    • bendedspoon Says:

      I love that Theresa! I see a happy smile and I want to smile like that while ascending! I think I’ll blow some flying kisses too. Love you 🙂

  4. Oh, that was nasty 🙂 Hugs!

  5. jmjbookblog Says:

    Oh, my, ‘spoon’…are they really coffins? Or is that just a joke? I can’t imagine showing up at a funeral parlor and seeing the deceased in a huge duffle bag! lol Thanks for the “M” word today. 🙂

    • bendedspoon Says:

      Jay those fancy coffins are for real! It’s the way of death of the rich in Ghana Africa! And I guess if one is hot the person got to lie in chili casket 🙂

  6. Debbie Says:

    You have me learning and laughing and at a loss for words. hahaha! Thank you Rea for keeping us going. And you are half way through! Yay!

  7. maggsworld Says:

    An interesting take on “rent-a-crowd”.

  8. Okay, I’ve got one that comes from something my son said once:

    If you’re looking for Linda
    She’s not here
    You’ll find her at the throne of Jesus
    With her friends so dear

    And I don’t want any paid mourners. I want people to be happy that I’ve finally gone home. 🙂 Peace, Linda

  9. Here lies Judy
    Finally! The rest of us can get in the last word

  10. An unpaid moriologist ..well guess she’s won’t be that if she is unpaid..said that at my funeral she will get up and say, “Chris said she wanted to be buied face down so the whole world can kiss her *ss! Mine could be:
    Here lies Bridges finally out of the burn! or if I had the second package…The bag is in the bag!

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