M is for Moriologist
04/15/2011
MORIOLOGIST is a hired mourner.
Yes you may not be able to buy love but you can pay a MORIOLOGIST to wail more than the family members can. They will even crawl on the floor while they are wailing!
This may sound weird but how does it differ from the paid ‘fans’ who will applaud the paying performer? Yay!
While here, why don’t we check the stylish coffins and guess what the deceased love?
Hello!
Too bag!
Bye! Vroom!
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And what about the epitaph?
Mine could be:
Here lies bendedspoon
Flesh will rot, funny bones will not!
or
Here lies bendedspoon
Finally she’s deep!
or
In memory of bendedspoon
She’s down to earth.
How about you? Seriously, while you can.
🙂
bended spoon 
04/16/2011 at 6:51 PM
Love it! May I just say that different coffins are a first!
04/16/2011 at 9:37 PM
Perfect conversation piece! Stylish up to the end 🙂
04/16/2011 at 4:42 PM
hehehe I liked this post. Here’s my epitaph:
Here lies a writer for the underground.
04/16/2011 at 9:25 PM
ahaha! And that is non-fiction! Blessings 🙂
04/16/2011 at 12:12 PM
In memory of Moore to Ponder
Her name was called
She’s way up yonder 🙂
Thank you for making smile. You bless me so much!
Love,
Theresa
04/16/2011 at 12:23 PM
I love that Theresa! I see a happy smile and I want to smile like that while ascending! I think I’ll blow some flying kisses too. Love you 🙂
04/16/2011 at 11:53 AM
Oh, that was nasty 🙂 Hugs!
04/16/2011 at 12:05 PM
And ghastly? 🙂 Enjoy your day!
04/16/2011 at 10:34 AM
Oh, my, ‘spoon’…are they really coffins? Or is that just a joke? I can’t imagine showing up at a funeral parlor and seeing the deceased in a huge duffle bag! lol Thanks for the “M” word today. 🙂
04/16/2011 at 11:33 AM
Jay those fancy coffins are for real! It’s the way of death of the rich in Ghana Africa! And I guess if one is hot the person got to lie in chili casket 🙂
04/16/2011 at 7:28 AM
You have me learning and laughing and at a loss for words. hahaha! Thank you Rea for keeping us going. And you are half way through! Yay!
04/16/2011 at 11:26 AM
Oh yes! I’m in the middle of alphabet fun! Thank you for the blessing of laughter Deb!
04/16/2011 at 5:38 AM
An interesting take on “rent-a-crowd”.
04/16/2011 at 11:24 AM
True. A proxy for real deal. If tears need to fall, one teardrop from sincere mourning is enough for me. Huggs 🙂
04/16/2011 at 1:45 AM
Okay, I’ve got one that comes from something my son said once:
If you’re looking for Linda
She’s not here
You’ll find her at the throne of Jesus
With her friends so dear
And I don’t want any paid mourners. I want people to be happy that I’ve finally gone home. 🙂 Peace, Linda
04/16/2011 at 11:18 AM
Definitely an eternity worth celebrating! I want others as well to have a loving smile and happy thoughts for me when that time comes 🙂
04/16/2011 at 12:54 AM
Here lies Judy
Finally! The rest of us can get in the last word
04/16/2011 at 12:58 AM
ahaha! Peace at last! I’m lost for words. lol
Hugggs to you Judy 🙂
04/16/2011 at 12:15 AM
An unpaid moriologist ..well guess she’s won’t be that if she is unpaid..said that at my funeral she will get up and say, “Chris said she wanted to be buied face down so the whole world can kiss her *ss! Mine could be:
Here lies Bridges finally out of the burn! or if I had the second package…The bag is in the bag!
Chris
04/16/2011 at 12:21 AM
Harhar! Cool! Meaning you’re not going somewhere hot!
Blessings to you 🙂