R is for Retaliate!

When life is unfair to you,
retaliate and be very unfair!

When people treat you so bad,
shoot them with prayer!

When surrounded with negativity,
hurl them with positivity!

When somebody puts you down,
kick them higher!

When attacked by depression,
Punch it and say, “You can’t get me!”

Who wants life to be fair?
Surely not you! RETALIATE!

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Whew! That feels good!

How was it when you were a thorn and somebody turned you into a crown?

Did you wish life should be fair?
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J is for Jejune

JEJUNE means nothing interesting.

Nada!

Tell me are you interested in these words?

JIGAMAREE – meaning a thingamajig; ridiculous

JIGGUMBOB – meaning a thingamabob; something strange

Jejune, isn’t it?

I’ll share with you what isn’t JEJUNE, JIGAMAREE, and JIGGUMBOB.

Would you believe it, I met a witch
She invited me to clambake feast
It’s kind of scary
Not her, the poetry
Her? Lunawitch, she’s beauty and the best!

For Lunawitch Poetry Month Clambake — Week 2!

Thanks Luna for the clam on Week 1!

Nope, it’s not my poem that I’m telling you that isn’t JEJUNE, JIGAMAREE, and JIGGUMBOB.

It’s Luna’s  Epic Lyrical Poem — her own life story in HERE HERE HERE!

If I got only one wish this month here in blogland it is this —

I wish you’ll check her

It’s not for her but for you

PLEASE go and say Hi

Everyone, there’s no way you could be jejune!

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F is for Floccinaucinihilipilification

Warning: This is a FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION post!

Meaning something that is worthless or trivial or unimportant.

Why waste so much effort in writing and pronouncitiaticazating er pronouzing — Ok, in saying it! In saying it to describe something trivial? Oh men why do we make our lives so complicated?

Is there a need to say, “You are floccinaucinihilipilification too!” to somebody who said that you are floccinaucinihilipilification? That you are not good enough? That you are not beautiful?

Yes you can but be sure that you can pronounce it perfectly! I could not *sigh*.

Otherwise let’s just move on and accept that we can’t demand others to love us.

But never stop loving and doing something and appreciating and believing and…

FORGIVE the floccinaucinihilipilification, you are beautiful.

FORGET the floccinaucinihilipilification, you are amazing.

Go ahead be beautifully amazing. You are originally designed as such by the Artist.

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D is for Duh

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are the stars in DUMB and DUMBER. And I star in DUMBEST!

For tasting my daughter’s poo when she was a toddler 12 years ago! I am feeding her with lentil soup and next thing I know I picked up what seemed to be a mung bean and put it in my mouth. Yuck!

You think I learned my lesson in not eating my kiddos left over (yeah in this case it’s spill over)? Well, I learn to eat only what’s left in the plate.

My kiddos think this story is hilarious but it’s not funny for me at the time. But now I learn to smile about it because I felt it empowered me. What is there to fear more than poo? Tigger? Ha, hear me roar!

With my dumbest, it’s now your turn to share and let’s see how dumb, oops how human, you are.

I will be DELIGHTED if you share but most of all if you have stopped beating yourself and have moved on. If not yet, please remember DAVID from the rooftop…
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Please Come Home

I lived in an egg

Controlled

Enclosed

Afraid

Restrained to grow

And cheer up

And chirp

And fly

When forced to come out

I walked on eggshells

I wiped tears

I speak not

When I have chosen to live

I walk with faith

Found home

Praise

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For Jingle Poetry on Our Home, Temple, Sanctum

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For the missing child — yours, you, or the child within. Come back home again.

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All brokenhearted

The House of God is open

Please come home and heal.

 

For Us. Let’s come home.

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